Krillion prompt · October 7, 2026
Name a stand-up comedian
Krillion accepted 7,358 answers for this prompt in Dive #84. They’re all below, starting at the trench floor with the gem and rising to the Plankton everyone thinks of first.
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Notes on this prompt
- With 7,358 accepted answers, this prompt is about 18 times wider than a typical Krillion prompt (about 403).
- 7,031 answers (96%) are Deep Cuts and 277 are Rare, while 7 sit at Plankton.
Quick picks
The shortest Rare or deeper answers, easy to type before the timer runs out.
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Also accepted elsewhere
The same answer counted for a different prompt in the archive.
Every accepted answer
One in a Krillion
The gem picked for each prompt. Trench floor.
- Lord Buckley
Hipster monologist who retold Shakespeare and the Gospels in jive.
Deep Cut
Real obscurity. This is where the list gets long.
- A. Whitney Brown
- A.J. McKenzie
- Aa! Shiraki
- Aakash Gupta
- Aamer Rahman
- Aaqib Merchant
- Aaron Aryanpur
- Aaron Barschak
- Aaron Berg
- Aaron Branch
- Aaron Counter
- Aaron Freeman
- Aaron Gocs
- Aaron Karo
- Aaron Read
- Aaron Simmonds
- Aaron Weber
- Aaron Westberry
- Aashish Solanki
- Aatu Raitala
- Abandoman
- Abbi Jacobson
- Abby Govindan
- Abby Howells
- Abby Marment
- Abby Schachner
- Abby Stein
- Abby Wambaugh
- Abdelkader Secteur
- Abdelkarim
- Abdul Rachman Avri
- Abdullah Afzal
- Abdur Arsyad
- Abelard Giza
- Abhineet Mishra
- Abhishek Upmanyu
- Abi Roberts
- Abi Tedder
- Abie Philbin Bowman
- Abigoliah Schamaun
- Abish Mathew
- Abishek Kumar
- Achim Knorr
- Aci Resti
- AcidComedy
- Ada Jesus
- Ada Player
- Adal Ramones
- Adam Bloom
- Adam Burke
- Adam Buss
- Adam Cayton-Holland
- Adam Christie
- Adam Christing
- Adam Conover
- Adam Coumas
- Adam Ferrara
- Adam Flood
- Adam Friedland
- Adam Growe
- Adam Hartle
- Adam Hess
- Adam Hills
- Adam Hunter
- Adam Keily
- Ádám Kiss
- Adam Knox
- Adam Larter
- Adam Lowitt
- Ádám Maczkó
- Adam Mamawala
- Adam Morrison Jones
- Adam Newman
- Adam Pal
- Adam Pasi
- Adam Pateman
- Adam Quesnell
- Adam Ray
- Adam Richard
- Adam Riches
- Adam Rowe
- Adam Rozenbachs
- Adam Ruben
- Adam Schjølberg
- Adam Spencer
- Adam Zwar
- Adde Malmberg
- Addy Van Der Borgh
- Ade Aluko
- Ade Ikoli
- Adel Karam
- Adéla Elbel
- Adele Cliff
- Adele Givens
- Adem Karaduman
- Adi Ashkenazi
- Adib Alkhalidey
- Adil Ray
- Adir Miller
- Aditi Mittal
- Adityanta Dani
- Adjis Doaibu
- Admir Baltić
- Adrian Poynton
- Adrianne Frost
- Adrianne Tolsch
- Adriano Qalbi
- Adrienne Iapalucci
- Adrienne Truscott
- Advait Kirtikar
- Affion Crockett
- Afonso Padilha
- Agnès Hurstel
- Ágota Dimén
- Agrima Joshua
- Agung Motivamor
- Agung Widodo
- Agustín Jiménez
- Agustina Aguilar
- Ahamefule J. Oluo
- Ahir Shah
- Ahmed Ahmed
- Ahmed Albasheer
- Ahmed Bharoocha
- Ahmed Mamow
- Ahmed Sylla
- Ahn Young-mi
- Ahren Belisle
- Ahsaan Qureshi
- Ai-Ai delas Alas
- Aida Loos
- Aida Osman
- Aida Rodriguez
- Aidan Strangeman
- Aiden J. Harvey
- Aine Gallagher
- Aisha Alfa
- Aisha Brown
- Aisling Bea
- Aisuke
- AJ Roberts
- Ajahnis Charley
- Ajai Sanders
- Ajebo
- Akatsu
- Akau Jambo
- Akbar Eghbali
- Akihiro Mizunoe
- Akiko Machida
- Akim Omiri
- Akintunde Warnock
- Akira 100%
- Akira Shimizu
- Akite Agnes
- Akmal Saleh
- Akpororo
- Al Clouston
- Al Ducharme
- Al Jackson
- Al Kelly
- Al Kitagō
- Al Lubel
- Al Madrigal
- Al Murray
- Al Nash
- Al Pitcher
- Al Porter
- Al Read
- Al Stick
- Aladdin Gedik Jameel
- Alain Frei
- Alan Committie
- Alan Davies
- Alan Francis
- Alan Hulcoop
- Alan Park
- Alan Saldaña
- Alan Sues
- Alan Watt
- Alan Zweibel
- Alana Jackson
- Alasdair Beckett-King
- Alasdair Wallace
- Alban Ivanov
- Albert Brooks
- Albert Dupontel
- Albert Modley
- Albin Olsson
- Alco & Peace
- Aldona Jankowska
- Ale McHaddo
- Alec Mapa
- Aleisha McCormack
- Alejandra Azcárate
- Alejandra Otero
- Alejandro Angelini
- Alejandro Gardinetti
- Alejandro Riaño
- Aleksandar Perišić
- Aleksander Økland
- Aleksandr Popov
- Aleksandr Revva
- Aleksandrs Guzenko
- Alen Borišek
- Aleš Novak
- Alessandro Gori
- Alessandro Siani
- Alex Agnew
- Alex Bertulis-Fernandes
- Alex Borstein
- Alex Calleja
- Alex Clissold-Jones
- Alex de Haas
- Alex Duong
- Alex Edelman
- Alex English
- Alex Fabry
- Alex Falcone
- Alex Fernández
- Alex Hamel
- Alex Herschlag
- Alex Horne
- Alex Kealy
- Alex Koll
- Alex Lowe
- Alex Lutz
- Alex Mahoney
- Alex Métayer
- Alex Moffat
- Alex Muhangi
- Alex Munro
- Alex Nussbaum
- Alex Pearlman
- Alex Ploeg
- Alex Ramirès
- Alex Reid
- Alex Reymundo
- Alex Riley
- Alex Rochford
- Alex Stoldt
- Alex Thelander
- Alex Thomas
- Alex Vizorek
- Alex Zane
- Alexander Babu
- Alexander Nezlobin
- Alexandra Hudson
- Alexandra Jiménez
- Alexandra McHale
- Alexandra Petri
- Alexandre Astier
- Alexandre Kominek
- Alexandros Tsouvelas
- Alexei Sayle
- Alexey Shcherbakov
- Alexis de Anda
- Alexis Dubus
- Alexis Le Rossignol
- Alexis Macquart
- Alexis Strum
- Alexis Tramoni
- Alexis Valdés
- Alf Poier
- Alfie Brown
- Alfie Joey
- Alfie Moore
- Alfred Dorfer
- Ali Akbar
- Ali Al Sayed
- Ali Asgar
- Ali B
- Ali Badshah
- Ali Biçim
- Ali Brice
- Ali Gul Pir
- Ali Hassan
- Ali Jahangiri
- Ali Kolbert
- Ali Liebegott
- Ali Quandil
- Ali Woods
- Alia Janine
- Alibaba Akpobome
- Alice Brine
- Alice Fraser
- Alice Mangione
- Alice Snedden
- Alice Wetterlund
- Alicia D. Williams
- Alicia Tobin
- Alicyn Packard
- Alif Baihaki
- Alif Rivelino
- Alison Arngrim
- Alison Larkin
- Alison Leiby
- Alison Mandel
- Alison Spittle
- Alison Thea-Skot
- Alison Victoria
- Alistair Barrie
- Alistair McGowan
- Aliya Kanani
- Allan Havey
- Allan K.
- Allen & Rossi
- Allen Covert
- Allen Strickland Williams
- Allie Pearse
- Allison Castillo
- Allyson Smith
- Alon Neuman
- Alonzo Bodden
- Alpha Trivette
- Alphi Sugoi
- Alto & Mantia
- Altoyoyo
- Alun Cochrane
- Álvarez Guedes
- Álvaro Carmona
- Álvaro Salas
- Alvin Kuai
- Aman Ali
- Amanda Knox
- Amanda Melson
- Amanda Seales
- Amanda Waring
- Amandine Lourdel
- Amanullah
- Amber Autry
- Amber Preston
- Ambika Mod
- Ambrose Martose
- Amelia Crowley
- Amelia Stubberfield
- Amelie Albrecht
- Amer Zahr
- Ameziane
- Ami Anidjar
- Ami Hallberg Pauli
- Amin Jensen
- Amir Karbalaeizadeh
- Amir Khoshsokhan
- Amir Moyal
- Amir Shurush
- Amira Saied
- Amiram Tovim
- Amirhoseyn Ghiasi
- Amit Tandon
- Amita Rao
- Amos Gill
- Amy Anderson
- Amy Annette
- Amy Gledhill
- Amy Hetherington
- Amy Hill
- Amy Hoggart
- Amy Hooplovin
- Amy Mason
- Amy Miller
- Amy Silverberg
- Ana Fabrega
- Ana Godefroy
- Ana Morgade
- Ananta Rispo
- Anders Bonde
- Anders Celin
- Anders Fjelsted
- Anders Grau
- Anders Matthesen
- Anders Stjernholm
- Andi Osho
- Andi Smith
- Andra Fuller
- András Péter Kovács
- András Somogyi
- András Szőke
- André de Freitas
- Andre Kelley
- Andre Kramer
- André Lamy
- Andre Vincent
- André Wickström
- Andrea Agresti
- Andrea Cambi
- Andrea Carla Michaels
- Andrea Jensen
- Andrea Jin
- Andrea Ortega-Lee
- Andrea Pucci
- Andrea Rosen
- Andrea Savage
- Andreas Vitásek
- Andrei Bolocan
- Andrej Colarič
- Andrej Podbevšek
- Andrej Težak
- Andrés Bustamante
- Andrés Fajngold
- Andrés Grillo
- Andrés López Forero
- Andreu Buenafuente
- Andreu Casanova
- Andrew Bailey
- Andrew Bensley
- Andrew Clover
- Andrew Dismukes
- Andrew Donnelly
- Andrew Doyle
- Andrew Ginsburg
- Andrew Goffman
- Andrew Grose
- Andrew J. Lederer
- Andrew Johnston
- Andrew Kennedy
- Andrew Lawrence
- Andrew Maxwell
- Andrew McClelland
- Andrew Mensah
- Andrew Norelli
- Andrew O'Connor
- Andrew O'Neill
- Andrew Orolfo
- Andrew Orvedahl
- Andrew Rivers
- Andrew Ryan
- Andrew Stanley
- Andrew Watts
- Andrey Beburishvili
- Andrey Bocharov
- Andriy Molochnyj
- Andriy Pilat
- Andriy Shchehel
- Andy Andrist
- Andy Blitz
- Andy Bone
- Andy Borowitz
- Andy Bumatai
- Andy Cameron
- Andy Clarke
- Andy Daly
- Andy de la Tour
- Andy Dick
- Andy Erikson
- Andy Ford
- Andy Goodone
- Andy Griffith
- Andy Gross
- Andy Hamilton
- Andy Haynes
- Andy Huggins
- Andy Juett
- Andy Kindler
- Andy Muirhead
- Andy Ost
- Andy Parsons
- Andy Storey
- Andy Woodhull
- Andy Zaltzman
- Ane Høgsberg
- Ane Lindane
- Anett Kormos
- Anett Tényi
- Ángel Garó
- Ángel Martín
- Ángel Salazar
- Angela Barnes
- Angelica Massera
- Angelina Spicer
- Angella Dravid
- Angelo Duro
- Angelo Pintus
- Angelo Tsarouchas
- Angie Le Mar
- Angie McEvoy
- Angus Brown
- Angus Gordon
- Ania Magliano
- Anibal Baeza
- Anirban Dasgupta
- Anisa Nandaula
- Anish Shah
- Anitta Ahonen
- Anjas Chambank
- Ankita Shrivastav
- Ann Westin
- Anna Akana
- Anna Crilly
- Anna Devitt
- Anna Drezen
- Anna Keirle
- Anna Rimpelä
- Anna Russell
- Annabel Marlow
- Anne Bakland
- Anne Downie
- Anne Edmonds
- Anne Grall
- Anne Jan Toonstra
- Anne Kansiime
Rare
Genuinely uncommon. A strong pick on any prompt.
- Aaron Chen
- Adam Carolla
- Adam DeVine
- Aisha Tyler
- Akaash Singh
- Alan Carr
- Alan King
- Ali Siddiq
- Andrew Dice Clay
- Andrew Santino
- Andrew Schulz
- Andy Kaufman
- Anh Do
- Anjelah Johnson
- Anthony Jeselnik
- Ari Shaffir
- Aries Spears
- Arsenio Hall
- Artie Lange
- Bill Engvall
- Bill Hader
- Bill Hicks
- Bill Maher
- Billy Connolly
- Billy Crystal
- Bob Hope
- Bob Newhart
- Bob Saget
- Bobby Lee
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Brian Regan
- Buddy Hackett
- Caleb Hearon
- Carl Barron
- Carl Reiner
- Carlos Mencia
- Carrot Top
- Cedric the Entertainer
- Charlie Murphy
- Cheech & Chong
- Cheech Marin
- Chelsea Handler
- Chico Bean
- Chris D'Elia
- Chris Tall
- Chris Tucker
- Colin Jost
- Craig Ferguson
- D.L. Hughley
- Damon Wayans
- Dana Carvey
- Dane Cook
- Daniel Sloss
- Daniel Tosh
- Dave Attell
- Dave Hughes
- David Letterman
- David Spade
- Demetri Martin
- Denis Leary
- Dennis Miller
- Deon Cole
- Dick Gregory
- Don Knotts
- Don Rickles
- Donald Glover
- Donnell Rawlings
- Drew Carey
- Druski
- Eddie Griffin
- Eddie Izzard
- Elayne Boosler
- Eric André
- Felipe Esparza
- Flip Wilson
- Fortune Feimster
- Frank Caliendo
- Frankie Boyle
- Freddie Prinze
- Gallagher
- Garry Shandling
- Gary Gulman
- George Burns
- George Wallace
- Gianmarco Soresi
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Greg Davies
- Groucho Marx
- Guy Williams
- Hannah Gadsby
- Hannibal Buress
- Henny Youngman
- Howie Mandel
- Iliza Shlesinger
- Ismo Leikola
- J. B. Smoove
- Jack Benny
- Jack Whitehall
- Jackie Gleason
- Jackie Mason
- Jamie Foxx
- Janeane Garofalo
- Jay Leno
- Jay Mohr
- Jay Pharoah
- Jeff Arcuri
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Jeff Garlin
- Jeff Ross
- Jerrod Carmichael
- Jerry Lewis
- Jim Breuer
- Jim Jefferies
- Jimmie Walker
- Jimmy Durante
- Jo Brand
- Joan Rivers
- Joanne McNally
- Joe Gatto
- Joe Lycett
- Joel McHale
- Joey Bishop
- Joey Diaz
- John Leguizamo
- John Oliver
- John Witherspoon
- Johnny Carson
- Jon Lovitz
- Jon Stewart
- Jonathan Winters
- Jordan Jensen
- Josh Johnson
- Joy Behar
- Kapil Sharma
- Katherine Ryan
- Kathleen Madigan
- Kathy Griffin
- Keenen Ivory Wayans
- Ken Jeong
- Kenny Sebastian
- Kevin James
- Kevin Nealon
- Kevin Pollak
- Kevin Smith
- Kitty Flanagan
- Kumail Nanjiani
- Kumar
- Kurtis Conner
- Larry David
- Larry Wilmore
- Leanne Morgan
- Lee Evans
- Lee Mack
- Lenny Bruce
- Leslie Jones
- Lewis Black
- Lil Rel Howery
- Lily Tomlin
- Lisa Lampanelli
- Loni Love
- Louie Anderson
- Luke Kidgell
- Marc Maron
- Marcello Hernández
- Margaret Cho
- Maria Bamford
- Mark Normand
- Marlon Wayans
- Martin Lawrence
- Maz Jobrani
- Mel Brooks
- Melissa McCarthy
- Michael Blackson
- Michael Blaustein
- Michael Che
- Michael Richards
- Michael Winslow
- Michelle Buteau
- Michelle Wolf
- Mike Birbiglia
- Mike Epps
- Milton Berle
- Mindy Kaling
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mo Amer
- Mo'Nique
- Moms Mabley
- Morgan Jay
- Ms. Pat
- Nate Jackson
- Nathan Fielder
- Neal Brennan
- Nick Cannon
- Nick Kroll
- Nick Swardson
- Nicole Byer
- Nigel Ng
- Nish Kumar
- Noel Fielding
- Norm Macdonald
- Patrice O'Neal
- Patton Oswalt
- Paul Mooney
- Paul Reiser
- Paul Rodriguez
- Paul Smith
- Paula Poundstone
- Pauly Shore
- Pete Holmes
- Peter Kay
- Phyllis Diller
- Ralphie May
- Ramy Youssef
- Ray Romano
- Rebel Wilson
- Red Skelton
- Redd Foxx
- Rich Little
- Richard Lewis
- Rickey Smiley
- Rita Rudner
- Rob Beckett
- Rob Schneider
- Rodney Carrington
- Romesh Ranganathan
- Ron White
- Ronny Chieng
- Roseanne Barr
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Rowan Atkinson
- Roy Wood Jr.
- Russell Brand
- Russell Howard
- Ryan Stiles
- Sal Vulcano
- Sam Campbell
- Sam Kinison
- Sam Morril
- Samay Raina
- Sarah Silverman
- Sean Lock
- Sebastian Maniscalco
- Seth Meyers
- Seth Rogen
- Sherri Shepherd
- Sid Caesar
- Sinbad
- Smothers Brothers
- Stavros Halkias
- Steve Harvey
- Steve Martin
- Steve-O
- Steven Wright
- Stewart Lee
- T.J. Miller
- Terry Fator
- Tiffany Haddish
- Tig Notaro
- Tim Allen
- Tim Dillon
- Tom Arnold
- Tom Green
- Tom Papa
- Tommy Chong
- Tommy Davidson
- Tommy Tiernan
- Tony Hinchcliffe
- Tracy Morgan
- Troy Bond
- Vir Das
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy
- Wanda Sykes
- Whitney Cummings
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Woody Allen
- Yakov Smirnoff
- Zach Galifianakis
Schooler
Solid, but you’re swimming with the crowd.
- Adam Sandler
- Ali Wong
- Amy Schumer
- Aziz Ansari
- Bernie Mac
- Bert Kreischer
- Bill Burr
- Bill Cosby
- Bo Burnham
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Gabriel Iglesias
- George Lopez
- Hasan Minhaj
- James Acaster
- Jeff Dunham
- Jim Carrey
- Jim Gaffigan
- Jimmy Carr
- Jimmy Fallon
- Jimmy O. Yang
- Jo Koy
- Joe Rogan
- John Mulaney
- Katt Williams
- Kevin Bridges
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Louis C.K.
- Matt Rife
- Michael McIntyre
- Nate Bargatze
- Nikki Glaser
- Pete Davidson
- Richard Pryor
- Ricky Gervais
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Russell Peters
- Shane Gillis
- Taylor Tomlinson
- Theo Von
- Tom Segura
- Trevor Noah
- Trevor Wallace
Plankton
The first thing everyone thinks of.
- Chris Rock
- Dave Chappelle
- Eddie Murphy
- George Carlin
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Kevin Hart
- Robin Williams